one-time-i-dreamt:
My dad was arrested for murdering the red M&M, who’d left a dying message in its blood that said, “What would God think of us?”
ladyjericho:
animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture
(Source: partykris, via penissauce)
smolsamberg:
this cold open is a masterpiece
(via penissauce)